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We spend too much time online. When we say we, we mean you, and you know it. If you want to keep it that way, that’s completely fine. But, if you feel like you could use an occasional friendly reminder that checking your phone for the 72nd time that day might be chipping away at your ability to be a functional human being, you’ve come to the right place.

Here are some alternatives: Have sex with your girlfirend. Or your boyfriend. Or your teddy bear. We’re not judging. Cut your nails. Put on some music and do nothing. Drink a glass of fine wine. Or a pint of cheap bourboun. Pray. Try to seduce your neighbour. Play a game of chess. Wash the dishes. Unplug a little. You’ll probably feel better.

That’s it. Updated Tuesdays and Fridays.

 

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